Drop the green bitches!
Month-o-May Corona-thon Hate Edition
Re: Month-o-May Corona-thon Hate Edition
Wondering if the race will actually happen in August.
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Re: Month-o-May Corona-thon Hate Edition
Hola, Puta's!
Welcome to the apocalypse, wherein the Pimp buys the Hickyard and then there is no holy Month of May at all! Did ANY of you haters ever think Mumbles would ever "outwit" Cappy Liverspots by selling him the old whore right before she came down with a bad case of that new Chinee clap that would render her unable to keep whorin'? Because I did NOT have that on my batshit crazy bingo card.
My fervent hope is that the Fi-Hunedred gets rescheduled to time perfectly with the second coming of the Covid-Jeebus virus and all the place fans jammed in the stands will inhale as many spores as they do pig anus sammiches. Karma is a motherfucker and she's here for Gomer souls.
Welcome to the apocalypse, wherein the Pimp buys the Hickyard and then there is no holy Month of May at all! Did ANY of you haters ever think Mumbles would ever "outwit" Cappy Liverspots by selling him the old whore right before she came down with a bad case of that new Chinee clap that would render her unable to keep whorin'? Because I did NOT have that on my batshit crazy bingo card.
My fervent hope is that the Fi-Hunedred gets rescheduled to time perfectly with the second coming of the Covid-Jeebus virus and all the place fans jammed in the stands will inhale as many spores as they do pig anus sammiches. Karma is a motherfucker and she's here for Gomer souls.
Re: Month-o-May Corona-thon Hate Edition
In their power wheelchairs and scotch-ygen tanks?
WAIT, is that Spicoli in a police escort?
WAIT, is that Spicoli in a police escort?
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So for the races at Indy will there be fans in the stands or no?
Roger picked a bad time to buy the series.
Roger picked a bad time to buy the series.
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My wish has come true!
https://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-will- ... 1844182856
This should help weed out plenty of gomers. Both for racing and for 'Merica. I'm thinking of putting a Covid/Darwin 2020 sign in my front yard!
https://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-will- ... 1844182856
This should help weed out plenty of gomers. Both for racing and for 'Merica. I'm thinking of putting a Covid/Darwin 2020 sign in my front yard!
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Re: Month-o-May Corona-thon Hate Edition
Now the Hickyard will be empty. Just like it should have been since 1996. Initially I was a little sad that the assfuck place fan enablers wouldn't be there to spread Covid amongst themselves, but it sounds like the gomers of Marion county are doing a bang up job of that even without the fi-hunedred.
https://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-wont- ... 1844608497
https://jalopnik.com/the-indy-500-wont- ... 1844608497